I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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