their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
