After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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