She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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