Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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