Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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