I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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