so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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