We won't sleep together?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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