just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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