BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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