So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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