Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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