where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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