I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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