I want to stick my p in your. b.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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