I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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