no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I need water and some morals
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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