I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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