Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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