Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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