i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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