her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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