i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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