if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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