I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
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