I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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