I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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