How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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