The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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