Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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