I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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