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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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