quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
