yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
