do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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