i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
