Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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