When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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