I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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