She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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