please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dicks are not precious.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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