what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize