Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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