I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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