everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Come see our sink grown plant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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