Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i can't believe i had my finger in that
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
