On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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