She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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