he wants to bone in the snuggie
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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