Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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