It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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