Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize