He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Green mimosas i think yes
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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